It's Been a While...

It's been a while since I last posted, my dear nonexistent readers.
Some strange things have happened to yours truly in the past week or so.

1. Solitaire has consumed all of my time. In the 53 games I have played so far, I have won exactly 2 of them.

2. I finished 2 knit bunnies and actually found a way to convert them into doggies by sewing down the ears and adding a nose.

3. Yesterday was the swim team end ofnseason banquet (GO SEADOGs!!!). I won most improved (and a participation award) which is both a good thing and a bad thing. On one hand, it means I've gotton better. On the other hand, that also means I was super slow before.

Hello!

Hello and good evening my non-existant readers and fans! I like hats. Hats are cool. The world would be a terrible place without hats. That is all I have to say. Thank you.

My bunny

So yesterday I re-evaluated my knotting project, the bird, and decided that it was 2 hard and decided to go with making a little stuffed bunny instead.

IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!

ZOMG

So I was watching a rerun or Sharkboy and Lavagirl when I realized that the Marissa/Ice Princess girl looked really really familiar. It was so weird, so I did a Google Search on her and found out that her name was Sasha Pieterse, and I also got a pic of what she looks like now. So I'm like, "Hey, isn't that the girl that plays Alison DeLaurentis on Pretty Little Liars?

Because of this, I did a search on the cast of Pretty Little Liars, and BAM! Right there! Of course.

So after that I thought, "Wow, that means that Sharkboy and Lavagirl was made a really long ago.Cuz that girl is like, in her teens now.

CuTeSt KnIttInG pAttErN EvEr!!!!

LOL I made an account on that knitting website, and found the cutest pattern ever! I used to knit a lot and I think I'm gonna start again.

Check out my next project :D

 *note: these pictures do not belong to me. They belong to http://knittedtoybox.blogspot.com/

irony...

There's actually a website called internet.com...

(-_\\)

Popcorn

So I was popping some popcorn for the blog party, and the bag was super duper hot when I pulled it out. I open the bag, and BOOM! A piece of popcorn is just popping and hits me in the eye...


;-(

Bieber

To Bieber or not to Bieber? That, is the question

...

Yeah, turns out earth day is next week...

MY EEYYEEESSSS!!!!

AHHHH!!!! So I went to the OptiCare this morning to get my eyes checked and buy new glasses, and I can tell you that it was not fun. So they puffed air in my eyes, and shone that stupid light, yes, but that I've done before. Here's the terrible part: So they gave me these weird eyedrops that were supposed to dilate my eyes. At first my eyes felt normmal.], and then suddenly my pupils grew HUGE!!! Now I can't go out into the light and can barerly see what I'm typing now, so excuse any spelling miistakes...

Heyyoo

Wow... it's been a while since i posted...
Just so ya know, OTHERBIRD IS CHIRPING HIS HEAD OFF!!!!

Happy Earth Day everyone! :) Hug a large tree with your friends. It took 4 people 4 us to hug a huge tree at this park we hang out at all the time.. lol

The Daily Pessimist

I, Kori, am starting a new segment, called "The Daily Pessimist." I will inn fact try to post every day, but if I don't it's cuz I am pretty darn happy and positive lately :D... Is that good or bad?

EPIC LOL

So I was at the mall today and my mom was buying some stuff for my dad in the men's section of Macy's. I was following her and taking pics of all the mannequins with heads and putting Bieber hair on them. Ok so the epic lol is... ONE OF THE MANNEQUINS WITH A REALLY PISSED OFF LOOKING FACE'S PANTS FELL DON AND THEY WERE LIKE, ON THE GROUND AND IT WAS SUPER FUNNY!

Introducing... OTHERBIRD!

Everyone give a warm welcome to my little birdie Otherbird, a.k.a OB!
Isn'nt he cute!?
Lol I no one cal tell cuz iPod blogger sucks!

Now for other matters...
Who her plays farmville?
I need neighbors!

Ok so I shouldn't ask our nonexistent readers for farmville help, but really, I'm getting desperate... Imma good neighbor (like State Farm) so add me please!!!

-Kori

CHOPPED ALL STARS!!!

Whooohooo!!!!
Chopped All Stars is on and I bet only Liz knows what's I'm talking about :)
Itsa food network show for you people who don't know :)
Rooting for Chef Anne Burrell and Chep Nate Applebaum!!!

I don't know what's gonna happen if they're the final two

Which they probably will be... 

iBlogging!!!

Ohhh yeah blogging on my iPod!!! Expect a lot more posts from me!!!

Heeyyyy!

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